Link 28 Aug 13,540 notes HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE»

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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taplaos:

How else do you think Groudon got stuck on that dinky land? (´⊙ω⊙`)

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Photo 28 Aug 4,136 notes did-you-kno:

A rare four-legged duckling named Donald got to travel all the way from his home in Louisiana to meet the “real” Donald Duck at Disney World.
Donald’s Facebook Page
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did-you-kno:

A rare four-legged duckling named Donald got to travel all the way from his home in Louisiana to meet the “real” Donald Duck at Disney World.

Donald’s Facebook Page

Source

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Photo 28 Aug 72,164 notes richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

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gtpomella:

jameshabermann:

killerdls:

thenimbus:

Made me cringe

Nice Guy Gamer

Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”

I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.

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Text 28 Aug 548,510 notes

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

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how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

Video 28 Aug 10,719 notes

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Video 28 Aug 75,386 notes

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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Video 28 Aug 34,958 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

Audio 28 Aug 21,768 notes

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

Text 28 Aug 56,247 notes

mydeaddog:

im embarrassing and boring and im sorry 

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Video 28 Aug 18,711 notes

telvi1:

Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that pussy 

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Photo 28 Aug 735,881 notes yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

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Photo 28 Aug 326,576 notes petermorwood:

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried


Cat equivalent of putting a stick through the front wheel spokes of a bicycle.

petermorwood:

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

Cat equivalent of putting a stick through the front wheel spokes of a bicycle.

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