so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
i clicked on the guys profile and i can never go back
yeah no seriously click on his profile its been like thirty minutes and im still scrolling its surreal
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults have set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in America history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected
halloween’s coming early on tumblr
guess that ghost just isn’t in his right spirits
This is like a round of cards against humanity
Apparently he also knows how to make an exit.
i guess you could say he went out with a bangOh but I’ll bet hehad a blast
Stoick the blast
no but look at the look on Hiccup’s face at first he’s like ‘what’ and then it quickly transits into ‘oh shit no’